minecraft cringe

Minecraft are shit

Hey lets eat pennis because i play gaycraft 🤡🤡

minecraft cringe

by lucasgamer48 September 5, 2020

Minecraft sword

The minecraft sword is when you use viagra to grow your penis extremely long and fuck your girlfriend till she bleeds and when someone asks what happened you say "i gave my girlfriend the minecraft sword"

"Hey baby"

"Hi darling want to get the minecraft sword tonight?"
"Sure thing baby!"

by hahahahahahora132 December 20, 2020

minecraft bedrock

DO NOT GET CONFUSED WITH MINECRAFT JAVA
MINECRAFT BEDROCK IS TERRIBLE
JAVA FOR LIFE

Kyle: you wanna play minecraft
james: what version
Kyle: Minecraft bedrock
James: DISGUSTING

by Glitch Town November 17, 2020

minecraft sex with dream

Putting two fingers. Up in but hole and screaming daddy all night long

Hey person I don’t know from the streets do you want to have Minecraft sex with dream with me oh you don’t know what that means when it’s putting two fingers up in the butt hole and screaming daddy all night long while do you want to do that (Random person from the store) sure

by ITSMEAFONSO July 14, 2021

minecraft

A game that is awesome with mods but sucks in vanilla

Minecraft vanilla sucks! They should totally improve it in 2.0

by JTHTRJ;HR June 5, 2015

Minecraft

A kid friendly game, sometimes it's nsfw. Play multiplayer. (100+ servers!) Play single player. Play on LAN. Fight. Build. Create. Defeat. Craft. Use commands.

Minecraft is fun.

by TheDi_amond October 14, 2017

minecraft

is a type of mental disorder those infected often have autism. If you meet some on with this you should avoid them at all costs!!!

have you played Minecraft?

by creeper? August 23, 2019