paint water

what my hand seems to gravitate towards instead of my tea when I'm painting.

whoops! I drank some delicious paint water. time to go to the ER!

by 6699442200 June 28, 2020

painting your nails

guaranteed to get you pussy

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guys as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to decirbe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting"

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by Philip!! December 30, 2008

mozart paintings

A term used to describe something really valuable by someone who obviously doesn't have a PhD...especially in Art History or Music.

Be careful, I have got some mozart paintings back there.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

Brown Painter

A girl who constantly shits on your dick well analing her

Adam:How was the girl?
Noah: Shes great, but the fact that shes a brown painter gets on my nerves

by ng11 June 10, 2009

War paint

War paint was used by soldiers in ancient times; they used to paint their faces with dark and light colours in order to scare off enemies in battle.

They put on war paint before battle.

by DrNikku July 25, 2015

Painterbation

The act of dipping your penis into paint and slapping it against a blank canvas, thus creating an art piece.

C: Hey, have you seen Q's abstract art work
E: Yeah, I think its called painterbation

by Scootch, Slooter and Q December 31, 2010