Parent

The devil in disguise who won’t let you eat candy for breakfast.

PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?

PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025

parents

dont get me wrong i couldnt be on this earth without them but man do I fucking hate them. there the worst people I've ever met, and I have one of the most shitty friendgroups ever. Genuinely curious if I don't do what they tell me to do what they're going to do, if they're going to hurt me, yell at me till I wanna commit, send me off to boarding school, genuinely cause what if I don't are you gonna send me off to the streets, cause that's child abuse and probably a bunch of other illegal shit. if they disown me my dad wouldn't have the heart with his stupid Mormon pussy ass. and my mom would prob commit too, honestly I may be the shitty child they all hate, but if I die or leave the family would go to shit. I don't wanna live with my grandparents either, so I guess ill just cope with music, fake fantasies in my head, and fanfics

user: u good u look like you've been crying

me: yeah i just fuckin hate my parents

user: why?

me: ... can we not talk about that

user: yeah.. yeah thats fine

by ilovemiso March 13, 2023

Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.

Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.

by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022

parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.

An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"

by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021

Parents

Someone who takes care of you as a child

My PARENTS are going to help me grow

by APPLES AND APPLES February 3, 2022

parent

Father or mother.

Parent.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.

My parents want me to do all these chores

Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?

Yea

by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021