Knob off

British Slang term meaning fuck off, piss off, wank off, toss off, or go away.

The term originated in Manchester, England and is very popular there. Most people use this term at least once per day.

C: Hey, do you fancy a chat?
K: No. Go knob off, you bellend.

by Big Boy P January 26, 2015

Laid off

To be fired from a dumb ass job that you know you did not want

What happen to your job

O yeah man I got laid off

by Jolt221 August 15, 2019

Squad Off

When an informal group of individuals (with a common identity and a sense of solidarity) all jack off together, often onto something or someone.

Kelly: I'm going 'round Dylan's later and his squad is going to be there. I'm really hoping they'll squad off all over me.

by BlackPhlomp May 25, 2018

Tag Off

A phrase originated in Perth Australia, often known as the action of hovering a smartrider over a receiver when exiting a bus, but refers to a man overly obsessing and sucking another man’s dick to gain his acceptance.

John: *says a lame joke*
Dickrider: hahaha your so funny john
Brian: wow tag off his cock bro

by Tagoffcreator October 26, 2017

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

off the goose

Your extremely intoxicated

You were off the goose last night

by 818819 June 12, 2016

jillin' off

The female version of jacking off.

I accidentally walked in on my sister jillin' off.

by emcgovern04 July 26, 2016