Murph

a verb; to mish it home or to your destination whilst inebriated without the aid of an automobile.

I murphed it home at 3 am saturday morning

I was totally rennelling this girl but decided to murph it home on a scooter after seeing her moccasin tan

by rennell October 14, 2009

MURPHED

to fuck up bad
to be retarded
to not be able to read
to not go through with anything
to be known as the biggest dumb ass ever

wow, when you ran over that small child, you really murphed it
that time you didnt wipe your ass, you were murphing it

by the garrett January 25, 2004

Murph weapon

The worst gun available. Just like a wop, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Nigga, you know we's rollin' on Crenshaw to-nizzle, and you frontin' with da Murph Weapon?

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003

Dropkick Murphys Law

1. When everything seems to be going wrong while listening to punk rock music.

2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.

1. "How come everything going wrong right now" askes Clive. "You are listening to Pennywise right now so you are being affected by Dropkick Murphys Law" responds Mick.

by archyis March 21, 2009

MURPHED

When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.

person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!

by ellejhay June 1, 2006

Murphed

Murphing, murph,murphed. is also known as an Irish Good Bye. To be engaged in a gathering of friends and suddenly disapear for the night with out ANY good byes

Hey Kim have you seen Ken! No he was just here, he might have murphed!

by Ktcb123 May 20, 2015

frontal murph

camel toe; a wedge in the front

that tight spandex gave her a frontal murph

by mary August 4, 2004