imaginary muffin

a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.

Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.

by rachaelah February 13, 2007

Wank Muffin

Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.

She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is

by stu August 1, 2003

Bran Muffin

When you are calling someone the shit because bran muffins give you the shits

That girl is a bran muffin
= That girl is the shit

by Big Ezz August 25, 2005

moose muffin

when you can see a girls pubes through a wet bathing suit

I can see that girls moose muffin

by Wozzy December 15, 2003

stud muffin

a man who is irresistible to the opposite sex
also see spiffy

mason is such a stud muffin, all the ladies are attracted to him

by Chris Jestus March 6, 2008

muffinhead

Someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a muffin-like shape or appearance.

Jarrod is a muffinhead. Look at that stupid haircut.

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina

She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.

by FLJ August 8, 2006