corporate monkey

Monkey's climb trees...Corporate, as in manager wanabe, professionals climb ladders. Both eager to get to the top 'cause that's where the biggest rewards are. you can kiss ass, back stab, dress well, what ever the environment requires to get to the reward. Monkey's are primal...with a tendancy to have eratic behavior. Coporate Monkey's are constantly dissatisfied with there current career level always looking for satisfaction, usually by way of more management power, but money is a close second and is usually a motivating driver.

When your boss knows you are interested in management, and more money, he will offer you projects that are demanding and require more effort, usually hours too, than you usually contribute. He will tease you will how significant it is for the company and lead to REALLY good opportunities is you are successful and possibly a promotion. But the caveat is that you must prove your value to the company by busting your ass, jumping through hoops, kissing ass and HOPING for that little nugget of gratitude from your boss and the company that will someday make you king of the hill. You Sir are a corporate monkey.

by DrizzleDogg May 16, 2008

spank the monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

by The Molster March 4, 2004

monke

(mostly used in memes; as or part of a joke)

human evolution stages before present human/homo sapiens; monkey

"Reject humanity, return to monke." Albert Einstein

by IdioTHICC March 3, 2021

monkey broke-up

When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.

"It's always awkward when someone shows up for a date after I monkey broke-up with them."

by dongo991 May 4, 2010

Ebola Monkey

A person who fakes being sick to get out of work. Also, one who knows there is a large work project going on and decides to act sick to leave the burden with everyone else.

"We just got this huge contract, and Alan is out sick again being the Ebola Monkey.

by ElecDrummer November 5, 2006

mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Shrub Monkeys

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.

Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)

by ~coolbeanz77 October 21, 2008