The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024

STONEMAN the Moai

The Talking Moai From the Youtube channel MichaelTheMicrowave

Guy1 Hey dude do you like “STONEMAN the moai?”
Guy2 yeah! MichaelTheMicrowave is my favorite YouTube channel!

by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

by Mmm223 November 19, 2024

Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.

by Autofive July 25, 2025