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Golden Moment

OMG he made me laugh so hard I had a golden moment!
by Brothaontheinside November 18, 2019
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Golden Girl

She’s a ten out of ten an absolute stunner

Never needs a man she’s what a man needs

Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality

She is worth her weight in gold

No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸
Naomi is a absolutely breathtaking she is the one and only Golden girl
by CHBK November 2, 2020
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Golden Tripod

While watching porn, I came across a perfect example of the golden tripod.
by Hockey Photography Lover December 3, 2021
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Golden Sipper

A person who sipp's on there beer all night without finishing.
The GOLDEN SIPPER is the person whom holds the title for doing this most frequently.

GOLDEN SIPPERS will often try and challenge others within the pack for a chance to rid the title, however strong research indicates that GOLDEN SIPPERS are unable to maintain there first and second sipp pace through the duration of the first beer.

Quite often a beer will reach the GOLDEN SIPPERS body temperature before they have finished the beverage as they have been holding it for such a long time. It if for this reason GOLDEN SIPPERS are often good at warming babys milk.
I gave Adam his first beer for the night and he just held it and sipped at it, before sneakily putting down the bottle half empty. He is such a GOLDEN SIPPER.

GUY 1: Adam tried to challenge me the other night to a drink off, thinking he could pass off the title as the GOLDEN SIPPER
GUY 2: Man that guy will be the GOLDEN SIPPER forever, he cannot drink. Pretty sure iv seen footage of him trying to keep up but he can't. One a sipper always a sipper.
by GUY1 April 12, 2013
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Golden Overshot

When performing a Golden Handshake (definition on this site), one pretends to accidentally overshoot the forearms, faking apologies the whole time, but continuing to soak the would-be business partner's torso and legs in piss until one's bladder is completely emptied (excusing it all with "once I start I can't stop--it burns"). This technique is often used as a subtle form of mockery of the would-be business deal, or a way to express doubts of the profitability of the alliance.
Eager to seal the deal, Henry agreed to the Golden Handshake but was somewhat hurt when John surprised him with the Golden Overshot.
by BigLud May 22, 2014
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golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.
My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,
by GopherHaze May 12, 2016
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Golden Wonder

A blow job given whilst the fallator has a mouth full of crisps.
“Here, I got a bangin Golden Wonder off of Big Shazza last night.”
“Aw cool, what flavour?”
Salt and vinegar, mate.”
“Oooft that sounds stingy.”
“Aye, it was class.”
by Big Shazza March 17, 2021
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