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golden gopher
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When a dude with a 2"
pencil dick
creams
his shorts moments before
scoring
with a hot chick.
My dickhead neighbor was ready to
commence
a threesome with Sophia Vargara and
Jessica Biel
when he
Golden Gophered
down his leg,
by
GopherHaze
May 13, 2016
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