Search
Home page
Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Store
Blog
World
Advertise
Add a definition
User settings
Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Store
Blog
World
Advertise
Search
golden gopher
Share definition
When a dude with a 2"
pencil dick
creams his shorts
moments
before scoring with a
hot chick
.
My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a
threesome
with Sophia Vargara and
Jessica Biel
when he
Golden Gophered
down his leg,
by
GopherHaze
May 12, 2016
Flag
Get the
golden gopher
mug.
More random definitions