rat-faced

Being so drunk, that your face appears to have rat like features

Miles: buds im so fukin drunk I can barely see

Sean: Thats beacause your fuckin rat-faced buds

by Cedrictheenteratiner February 1, 2009

Schmidt-faced

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.

-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!

by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009

fuck faced weasel

What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.

You are such a fucker faced weasel

by Kittykat6996 July 30, 2005

facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

by Bo Slone February 2, 2009

Cunt Faced Larry

One who is a pussy and will not act in a manly way.

Person #1- I couldnt believe John wouldnt FUCK that girl.

Person #2- Yeah I know what a Cunt Faced Larry.

by NKBrutus June 20, 2007

online facial

An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it.

my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.

by Jake S October 15, 2007

open faced roast beef

Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.

When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.

by BT Cruiser November 17, 2007