English Country Bumpkin

A person who lives in rural England. Usually wears barbers and/or wellies.

See that guy with that barber?

Yeah, what an English country bumpkin!

by WillyLily December 23, 2011

English frog eyes

When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.

Quit talking baby and take my load or ill give you a nice pair of English frog eyes.

by DDOGVITO April 8, 2017

English Teacher

The person I’m getting hard at right now.

Timmy: Like our English Teacher Ms Smith?
Me: Oh yeah, I fantasise about her all the time.
Timmy: What? Not giving you detention?
Me: Nah man, her as my slut.

by Jerking off 24/7 April 25, 2022

Queens English

see ponce and stuck-up and arrogant

i speak the queen's english so i am better than you commoners!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

English

a bend, or curve, often pertaining to a pool shot or a penis.

his cock had so much english on it, it looked like a J

by des September 15, 2003

english ivy

Some gay weed i am forced to pull over the summer. It = bihtc and i hate it.

I have to pull sataic english ivy weed over the summer
or
I smoke engilsh weed over summer

monkies = attack world with english squirrel ivy

by Johnny McFadden May 24, 2006

Engrish Breakfast

After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.

Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"

by mabawsa March 13, 2009