dan-tuot

Homofaggot; raging doucher. Commonly used to describe underdeveloped intelligence and inferiority expressed through blatant disregard of cultural standards and an unwillingness to accept common knowledge.

Dude, you really need to stop being such a dan-tuot right now it's pissing everyone off.

by LostProphecy October 11, 2011

Dan the Matheny

One who is very dumb. He likes to sexually assault felines. He had no friends and like to act like he's tough but he's not. He will always be made fun of by someone no matter where he is.

That kid over there is so gay. I think he is Dan the Matheny

by Theodore R May 14, 2008

Dan's milkshakes

White creamy substance that tends to attract the attention of "all the boys" and thier playmates. Dan's Milkshakes is a secret recipe that only Dan himself knows but he is happy to share the bi-product of his labors.
best served chilled on a hot shirtless summer day.

boy #1 Hey man don't you just love Dan's Milkshakes?
boy #2 yeah I go to his yard everyday for that shit.

by Fishteam September 28, 2007

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 27, 2005

Dan Armistead

Another name for an insane, good, zany, and ridiculous ball of fun.

Did you see that Dan Armistead at the rave? He was spreading good vibes like a boss.

by shirunei19 September 2, 2010

Dan-Lack move

Australian slang- A move with which one seriously fucks up, usually involves heavy embarrassment for all parties involved. Saying something unbelievably stupid, failing to follow explicit and simple directions, and spilling shit all over the place are the most common forms of Dan-Lack moves.

Keep up with the conversation mate, you're pulling a real Dan-Lack move right now.

by PietroM December 1, 2010

Dan Tits

A man who has large mammary glands, due to large deposits of fat on his chest. They can be seen as small ripples in his shirt as he moves his arms.

Tom: "Hey who is that kid who is always talking in class?"

Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".

by Mouth32 October 18, 2008