Valentino

Basically a dumbass and a softcock who has a small ass dick and is wanking in the boys bathroom right NOW!!!!!

It's valentino the dumbass

by YAMUM'SGAE January 10, 2019

Valenzuela

A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.

This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.

by Julio Martinez January 26, 2008

Kayla Valentin

The love of my life :)<3

She is Kayla Valentin

by sean3413 April 9, 2011

Valen

she’s a hot ass nigga and she’s really nice she’s also my wife and she is very black 😩😩😩 she also is the mom of my children 👶🏿

valen let me smash

by richmoneynigga June 29, 2019

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Skeeter Valentine

Do not Google him. - Code name for things not to google at school.

Penis is a total Skeeter Valentine

by SethIsGod October 7, 2010