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sandy vaginosis 

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.
"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."
sandy vaginosis by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Designa Vagina 

This is a vagina that has undergone plastic surgery to be made tighter.
I banged this girl from Beverly Hills and that shit was TIGHT! She had some designa vagina!
Designa Vagina by DustOne March 25, 2009

Gossip Vagina 

A phenomenon that makes you feel empty unless you fill it with satisfaction by spreading sweet sweet gossip.
Jamie: I need to spread some gossip, my gossip vagina is gagging for it!
Stacey: Same I just feel so empty I need to be satisfied by some juicy gossip.

thick vagina

Meaty vagina that soaks a penis with fluids like waterfalls.
Man that girl last night had a thick vagina.

Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina

The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.
Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!
the word vagina misspelt. Mainly used as a joke or actually misspelt
Vagana by Iamvagana August 8, 2018