ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.

Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you

by jaketherunner January 6, 2012

ultimate celebration

A cocktail comprised of 5 Hour Energy and bottom shelf champagne. Proportions are typically one bottle of 5 Hour Energy to one bottle of champagne. More aggressive partiers may consider a 1 part each mixture for maximum celebration.

The playa is going to be amazing tonight. Can you pour me some ultimate celebration?

by DRplaya September 11, 2013

ultimate feast

When a guy is eating filet mignon while his girl gives him a blowjob, then the girl spits the load on mash potatoes, and then eats the mash potatoes with a fork.

Yo that girl is so freaky she gave that guy an ultimate feast!

by The Cool Guy 777 November 22, 2013

Ultracuntlet

Someone whose levels of douchebaggery leave the simple asshole spectrum and transcend beyond human perception.

You're glowing ultracuntlet right now.

You are a ray of ultracuntlet.

If you were a colour, you'd be Ultracuntlet.

by Izunundara April 25, 2014

ultimate bitch bond

when two people are together and they gain up on other people and agree on everything and act like bitches they are the ultimate bitch bond

Jeez when Nicole and Sofia are together they are the ultimate bitch bond

by doesanyonecare July 26, 2014

Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.

He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew

by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015

Ultimatum marriage

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage

This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016