turn 'round

A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.

Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.

by Wax Larry April 1, 2017

Turopemmaphobia

Turo = Cheese

Pemma = Cake
Phobia = Phobia

Turopemmephobia is the phobia of Cheescakes.

No this is not a joke it is real and I have it.

John: Hey man wanna eat a cheesecake

Man whith Turopemmaphobia: Screaming

by cheesecakephobia November 28, 2019

Turkey bacon

White girl

I'm off that swine I'm on turkey bacon now.

by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019

Turdjugal Visit

A hook up strictly for an ass hammering session of vigorous anal sex.

Oh he came over last night for a turdjugal visit. I took 8 before I had to tap out.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.

My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.

The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.

by Dick Onchin August 23, 2020

Turkish Grapple Hook

Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.

Mate I'll Turkish Grapple Hook you.
Oh beware of that guy, I've heard he Turkish Grapple Hooked someone.
That girl likes to Turkish Grapple Hook guys.

by TurkishChad November 13, 2020

Turkey Phone

yes

“I love Turkey phones” when the tv remote is across the room

by certifiedgeesehaircut January 8, 2021

turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021