Tim Harper

An egotistical, maniacal moderator on the Goal Line Blitz message boards who refuses to admit the Cobra Kai dominance and goes on power trips. Often times dropping the Ban Hammer

Tim Harper, what a prick!

Tim Harper by StazNasty October 17, 2008

Tim Tam Slam 

How to perform a Tim Tam Slam:
You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.

Guy 1: hey dude, we've been friends for a long time and..
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: I was wondering if you wanted to do a Tim Tam Slam with me.
Guy 2: I would be absolutely honored to.

Guy 3: I'll hold his legs!

Tim Tam Slam by Shoestring129 September 21, 2014

Tim Tebow

Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.

Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."

Tim Tebow by RME1976 September 23, 2009

Tim Burton

Mind rapist.

Mind Rape Victim: ...

Friend 1: Whats wrong with Dave?

Friend 2: He... He just saw Alice in Wonderland.

Friend 1: So?

Friend 2: ...The new one...

Friend 1: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Why!!!!!!! Why Tim Burton?!?!?!!? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!???!?!??!

Tim Burton by KingShady April 3, 2010

tim precious 

Cross dressing one trick pony, bendy and fleshy helmet

Tim Precious

tim precious by Arthur Norris January 8, 2004

tim monday 

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

tim monday by john doe February 11, 2005

tim'd

the state of being extremely intoxicated by a substance known as cannabis

or

the final stage in the many stages of high.

"dude, he is tim'd." - darsh
or
"tim is SO tim'd." - drew

tim'd by timm October 17, 2007