cat camp

euphemistic term for a long stay at a veterinarian cat hospital.

Hey, Fluffy, we're going to cat camp.

by iShuffle February 23, 2011

Summer Camp

Summer camp is a place you send your kids to get treated terribly. They come back home all traumatized and quiet so that they don't shout as much. It's commonly used as a threat by a parent to make their child obey their orders. It's basically modern-day child neglect.

PARENT: Shut up or I'll send you to summer camp!
CHILD: 😨

by v1vdefineswords May 15, 2021

Nou Camp

House of Clowns.

Dad: Where do you think Clowns live, my little kid?

Son: Nou Camp, Dad.

by Clickchat January 26, 2021

deer camp

When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.

"Hey baby, Im going to deer camp you tonight"

by Chris Kbbbbbb June 21, 2006

Feb Camp

The most awesome camp in the world. Ever. Full stop. Contains copius amounts of Jack Daniels and pwn tang. Also involves swimming.

Man, i got totally wasted at Feb Camp last year!!

by Grovesy666 December 15, 2009

Concentration Camp

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -

by zhrona June 23, 2019

Camping World

A ridiculous camping goods store that overcharges for all their goods, has seriously flawed employees and discriminates against decent workers. A shoddy, terrible company to work for and a waste of money to shop at.

Jake: Yeah, did you hear that they fired my wife from Camping World?

Steve: Why? Wasn't she like five months pregnant?

Jake: She complained that an employee was verbally abusing and harassing her and they found any old reason to dump her, man.

Steve: What about her medical insurance?

Jake: It was a joke, they sent her the insurance card 2 months after she got fired, even though she paid like 200 bucks for it and never got to use it.

Steve: Lame, dude.

by CindyLooHoo February 18, 2008