turkey 

(noun). someone the F.G considers to be a loser, effective when screamed from a moving vehicle.

There's a lot of turkeys and skanks on Widener University's Campus.

turkey by Rolls December 15, 2004

jive turkey 

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth

1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey

jive turkey by Jacques February 22, 2004

Awkward Turkey 

When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!

Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)

Awkward Turkey by Peet Montzingo January 23, 2008

Wild Turkey Gobbler 

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

Wild Turkey Gobbler by Firework Master December 2, 2009

purple headed turkey neck 

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

purple headed turkey neck by Dylan January 10, 2005

Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.

"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."

Tickle My Turkey by David and Erich December 26, 2008

Turkey Jerk 

A term to describe male masturbation.

"I'm going go Turkey Jerk, see you in a minute!"

Turkey Jerk by Spam Fan December 9, 2006