spank tank

Whatever sexual thoughts a guy is having when he is masturbating.

"Damn she's hot. I gotta put her in my spank tank."

by Tomahhtoe July 20, 2009

spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked

Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.

by SshhCaty January 15, 2014

spank rock

A new musical genre

"Have you heard that fantastic song???? IT'S SPANK ROCK!!!!!!"

by Peter Semple March 30, 2007

Spank

Some top notch chronic. Usually some kush or another nice AAA.

Yo check out this spank kush

by Bronze the Illfigure July 22, 2010

Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'

by penno May 3, 2008

Spank me hard

A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.

Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.

You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.

by lemontwisty December 11, 2010

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 8, 2004