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SODO Salmon

As Bill exited the taxi cab on his way to the Door of "Satsumi", a posh little sushi bar downtown; He noticed an unwrapped snickers bar on the sidewalk. This must be my lucky day, thought Bill as he picked up the suprisingly soft chocolate treat. As he bit the loaf, his heart sank, realizing the peanuts were supposed to be INSIDE of the bar making this, in fact, a sodo salmon.
by inkedman 82 April 2, 2010
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Smoked Salmon

When you get a joint and make a girl smoke it while shes blowing you
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i love it when a girl gives me da smoked salmon
by Makudan December 12, 2006
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mount de sales

well to get started off the school sucks, smells, and the only thing good about the school would happen to be their soccer team. AWESOME. they literally have 3 black people in the whole entire school. Mount De Sales home of the ugliest girls in America. congrats!
by frag March 30, 2012
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Sissy Bitch Salesman

A classification of a salesperson being unremarkably afraid to interact with a customer or speaking in such a wisperous tone that people cannot hear shit all from them.
Sam:So John, how many sales did ya rig up today?
John:None, nobody was paying any attention.....
Sam:Arrggghhh your such a Sissy Bitch Salesman!
Sam:Fuck knows how you became a Salesperson!
by Xhskdkddkokddjjdjdsjhg December 24, 2009
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Mohammad bin salman

a terrorist that hacks rich peoples phones
you hacked jeff bezos phone!? you are just as bas as Mohammad bin salman
by Chesemcdoodlesthaone January 23, 2020
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salmo

Jims dog who was goven away!
by gooka June 6, 2003
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Serbian Salesman

Someone who bamboozles you into buying rubbish.

If you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of "great quality," and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of shit, then you have been swindled by a Serbian salesman.
"Milos, you asshole Serbian Salesman, you told me this backpack would last me a lifetime and the next day my books fell through the bottom. Take a shower you asshole and NO, I will not have sex with your stinky wife in compensation."
by LaWhyno July 20, 2009
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