lolerz police

the people who decide if something is funny

oh sheeeeeeeet, we gotsta ask the lolerz police about that joke.

by tujmo October 22, 2007

iPhone Panic

sudden sense of fear and loss one experiences when not in immediate contact with the overpriced, much loved, un-insurable and easily lost mobile device.

OMG! I left my iPhone in the bathroom and was in deep iPhone Panic for at least 10 minutes! Then I remembered I sat it down to wash my hands. Whew.

by The Donna June 12, 2009

police

People that wear blue or black uniforms who get paid to set people up and plant evidence on them, they actually smoke and use the dope from people they bust on the streets, are racists and beat black men half unconscience, have an addiction to doughnuts, pull motorists over on the road and unfairly give them a ticket because they haven't met their monthly quota, beat their wives and just are hypocrites and just as corrupt as the people they arrest.

The police calling themsleves "public servants" are actually a scandalous clad of douhgnut junkies.

by [e-mail] March 7, 2008

Police

A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.

Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*

Person 1: ahhh..weed..

Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!

One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.

Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!

by Authority June 13, 2007

Police

A hard working, low paying job that is usually misunderstood. Police officers probably work harder and longer then any other job and still have very little respect.

Police: Do you know why i pulled you over
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight

by Police Patrol July 2, 2008

don't panic

there are really two definitions.

1. Catch-phrase from Douglas Adam's book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Deceptively simple to understand, and yet this simple advice really can improve the quality of your life if you choose to follow it.

2. First song on Coldplay's debut album, "Parachutes," and also the first song on the "Garden City" Soundtrack. A short but very nice song. When you hear the song, and then read the book it becomes that much better.

"In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the 'Hitchiker's guide' has already supplanted the great 'Encyclopedia Galactica' as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words 'DON'T PANIC' inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover."


"Bones sinking like stones,
All that we fought for,
Homes, places we've grown,
All of us are done for

we live in a beautiful world,
Yeah we do, yeah we do,
We live in a beautiful world"

by soontobepresjoe April 24, 2006

police

1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason.

2. Something that rappers like to rap about

1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN!!!

2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008