Dry Heaving Penis

When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.

When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.

by Heaving penis August 29, 2010

penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

by tox0tes August 3, 2008

Penis duel

A duel between two men in which both participants attack each other with their erect penises in jabbing or swiping motions. style points are awarded for maneuvers such as swiping your opponent off their feet or ejaculating on his face.

I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a penis duel!

by InoxFY January 3, 2010

Ian penis

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

by Rex Banger January 6, 2008

average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.

Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

Nigga Penis

A large body part located on African male specimens, usually connecting with the pelvis, it is something that your mom loves to suck on every day, the penis produces sperm, another thing your mom likes in her mouth.

Clarissa's mom: "Hey Clarissa, I just gave this African guy head, I swallowed. He had a nigga penis."

Clarissa: "Mom, I'm only six."

by Bruh6699 June 10, 2019