Politicians

Politicians make me sick. They think they can just sit back and pocket the tax money we work hard to earn. We give it to the government to help US in return. But does that happen? NO. You get some nut like Reagan spending Billions of dollars on a "star wars defense system." "You see, it works by beaming a laser into space, where it bounces off a satilite, destroying a nuclear warhead, or any missile." But what happens if that missile DOES contain a nuke? It doesnt just go away. No. The radiation from the blast would spread throughout the ENTIRE world carried by the wind at the altitude it would be destroyed. Good idea? No.

you, your friends, and my dick.

by etta-nay December 16, 2004

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Politico

A person, generally a hippie, who is obsessed with politics, and spends there time complaining about presidents, and anything else political. You can usually find them in cafe's with other politico's shouting about corrupt leaders and government conspiracies.

Grayson "Did you hear that guy over there?"

Chad "Yah he was yelling that Every Decision ever made by the United States Government has been the wrong one."

Grayson "What a politico."

by Grayson Converse August 8, 2006

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Politically Retarded

Someone who only believes what their political party says and won’t believe anything else despite how common sense it might be.

Mary thinks that all men don’t have penises because some famous liberal told her so. When a biologist tried telling her what science says, she screamed. Mary is politically retarded.

by Kingsmith3 July 17, 2020

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Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017

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