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A pair of plastic pants with tight elastic bands around the ankles, previously introduced on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. (Great Job)

The pants are to be worn UNDER your regular pants, (replacing underwear) and are used to collect your explosive diarrhea. When you have filled up your D-Pants, it is absolutely correct to take them out back, hose them off, and re-use them. No solids please.
Johnny: "Hello friend, how are you doing today!?"
Jimmy: "I am SWELL, did you hear about the new D-Pants?"
Johnny: "Why CERTAINLY, I am filling mine up right now as we speak!"
D-Pants by reer081489 July 26, 2009
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poo poo pants 

New fashion trend of wearing your pants as if they were ill fitted or you were wearing a diaper that was soiled for that "gangsta rap look.
My dad says ;"Geo is this the new style for young men popular ?Eh? This wearing of the "poo poo pants"?
poo poo pants by geoblze July 24, 2011

No pants party 

A party in which all attendees are required not to wear pants or anything below the waste. On occassions when underwear is not allowed, it is strongly suggested that a protective plastic covering be placed on all sofas and chairs for the duration of the party.
Welcome to the No Pants Party, Panos, drop your drawers and find a friend!
No pants party by Deac Hungus November 22, 2005

hammer pants 

A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.
"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"
hammer pants by Xavier January 30, 2004

stefan pants

they are similar to shants, but much more gay
Bystander #1: why does that kid always wear stefan pants?

Bystander #2: i dont know hes had those pants for like 6 years

Bystander #1: yeah you can see his ankles and everything

Bystander #2: thats what makes them stefan pants dumbfuck

Liar Liar Pants On Fire 

"Liar Liar Pants On Fire" is a playground taunt that is used to indicate each other whenever they think the other is lying.

It refers to the fact "fibbing" is consider naughty, and pants/bottom 'on fire' is an euphemism for spanking.
Child1: Well my dad can pick up a truck!
Child1: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!

Idol pants

1) stretchy lounge pants, most likely from Old Navy, that are suitably comfortable for 2+ hours of TV viewership, i.e. watching American Idol.
2) a person participating in said activity in said clothing, especially as an insult.
1) Woot! Almost 7:00! Better get my Idol pants ow-on!
2) Quit being an Idol pants and get yo lazy ass off the couch!
Idol pants by Evie29 March 8, 2009