Pants Muncher

One who munches on pants or underpants

Adam: Hey give me my pants back
Diane: NO! They taste so good!
Adam: You Pants Muncher

by Superfly white guy 214 March 3, 2011

carpet muncher

loves to eat another hairy vag.usualy a butch

the manager was a carpet muncher and didnt like whe the girls shaved.

by ughgughgu March 19, 2008

Muscle Daddy

A ripped or swole dominant man who gives it good ; )

She kept thinking about those big arms on that total muscle daddy

by Modern Webster December 29, 2019

minga muncher

someone who licks the cunt of a minga

kate is such a minga muncher

by janwa September 15, 2008

burger muncher

someone who enjoys burgers

wow, she's a burger muncher!

by i'm a burger muncher! April 6, 2011

massaging my man muscle

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

muscle sex

Anal sex with a large bodybuilder where he preferrably bottoms.

I had the sweetest muscle sex with Mr. Olympia just now. His 20-inch arms pushed me deeper into his hole to stroke his sphincter and pleasure his prostate. His glutes throbbed against my cock as he came after I fucked his muscle ass right nice!

by Know-it-all-but-not-do-it-all September 25, 2009