Emme maths bad

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.

The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad

by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 1, 2025

Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took

Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls

by anonymous May 28, 2025

Marcie Mathieu

Marcie Mathieu is the sexiest more beautiful woman in this whole wide world. She also happens to be the most loving and sweetest little angel.

Everyone needs to find their own Marcie Mathieu! She’s a blessing

by Helly L November 18, 2025

Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.

According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.

by Damian W November 17, 2016

to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.

once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.

by khursheh December 6, 2016

Mhs 10y4 maths

This maths class is not just any maths class it’s a joke!all we ever do is sit there waiting for sir to give us a bloody 10hr speech oh how he thinks Tyler should shut up and then there’s some girl at the front Charlotte all she ever says is “gonners n that” and she’s such a chav but let’s admit she’s sick at singing and then there’s nikola who was near Charlotte but got moved and she doesn’t stop flirting with some lad and doesn’t stop terroring Charlotte about some lad called Lewis or sommet, and then we never get anything done honestly it’s a joke,and then the bell goes and Rebecca Mitchell skrtttsss off the the line to eat all the food and then Charlotte always terrors all the yr7s also still saying “gonners and that” and then nikola just wees herself everyday Cos of Charlotte but let’s admit she’s the funniest person u will ever meet!!!!! - someone that sits in the middle of the class hehehehe

Mhs 10y4 maths is a joke

by Suckmybigdick04 February 17, 2020

Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022