jelly fucker

Men or women that only like to fuck obese people

Man 1: Did you see the size of that bird simo took home last night, she was huge
Man 2: that's cause he's a jelly fucker

by snapper84 July 6, 2014

genital jelly

Another way yet to refer to semen, especially the kind that dries quickly to the consistency of rubber cement (mucilage) or jelly.

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Guy cums on partner's stomach: "Oops! Better wipe that up quick before it turns into genital jelly."

by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

Ridin' jelly

What you do when you are extremely and totally jealous.

I'm going to the Taylor Swift concert on Friday, are you ridin' jelly?

by Loprass February 20, 2011

Blood Jelly

The jelly like substance that is shed with menstrual blood during a woman's time of the month. Also known as uterine lining.

Lauren had a large amount of blood jelly on her toilet paper when she wiped, because she's on her period.

by The Lesmeister February 21, 2011

Devil's Jellyfish

Floating jizz in a body of water occupied by other people.

If your girl gives you a handjob while tubing on a river, and the cum floats away, you have made The Devil's Jellyfish.

by Davetopay July 23, 2009

Uppercunternutter with Jelly

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.

Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up

by Susie_Qsie November 18, 2018

Jelly Belly

A fat man with no muscle, and only jelly.

The old man had a Jelly Belly :D

by Mary_Moo (: November 10, 2009