Nice Joke

Used when someone says something that you didn't do or have no intention of actually doing.

Person 1: "Hey, did you do the bio homework?"
Person 2: "Nice joke, faggot"

Person 1: "You don't smoke weed right?"
Person 2: "HAHA! Nice joke, fag."

White Man: "Pick my cotton dumb nigger!"
Black Man: "Haha, nice joke. Now GET THE FUCK OUTTA HUR BEFO I SHANK YO CRACKA ASS!"

by Jacob w March 08, 2012

nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

by hammer September 17, 2002

Vanilla Nice

(N.) Vanilla Ice's 12 year old son he had during the making of Cool as Ice.

"I'd rather die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son..." Eminem

by G-Union November 27, 2003

Nice Boobs

When you Compliment a Lady’s

Boobs

Guy 1: Hey Linda has nice boobs.
Guy 2: Yeah she does.

by TODDLER DICTIONARY August 20, 2019

Nice pull

A 2 world definition:

1) a congratulations to a Smoker in Left4Dead on pulling a survivor to incapacitation.

2) a compliment to a real-life smoker who pulls in a hot date.

1) (after a smoker pulls a survivor off a ledge or while alone) "Nice pull!"

2) (after your smoker friends nabs a hot 'date' at a bar/club) "Dude, nice pull!"

by addictedtogaming March 16, 2009

Nice Whan

expression used to signify general approval or appreciation of an action or statement.

Ben: Rit, I put your chips in the oven, to keep warm.

Rit: Nice Whan. They'll like that.


Ben: I pulled this girl who looks like Kelly Brook.

Rit: Nice Whan.

by Mr Ben Watson December 29, 2003

Nice Ride!

A Nice Ride is a girl that has a nice booty/ass/butt/bum.

Damn ma thats a Nice Ride!

by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008