hooker orange

when a woman's spray tan goes horribly wrong .

Matt:"jeez Phil look at that girl"
Phil:"yeah Matt shes got that hooker orange look"

by tristan.dick February 16, 2018

Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018

Hooker

Something that hooks.

I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker

by OniHere May 26, 2018

Hoopered

When your memes are destroyed or banned because they are deemed offensive, resulting in you and anyone else involved getting pissed off

Person 1: Did you here James got hoopered?
Person 2: Shit really? poor guy
Person 1: Yeah man but we are just sharing them in a facebook group now though, can't be hoopered in there

by St Andrews Meme Force August 8, 2018

hookerella

a nice person just like *pretty woman*

that hookerella want just ruin my life...
OMG!, how is that hookerella?! yummy!

by @brauscreen September 28, 2018

Hooker Cuddle

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.

I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”

by jfs912 February 16, 2019

Hooker Piss

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed

The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss

by Captain Clam Hammer May 24, 2019