2 definitions by jfs912

Hooker Cuddle

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.

I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”

by jfs912 February 17, 2019

Smurfin

When someone (male or female) decides to give blowies behind the dumpster for 50% off

Dude I was back behind Jimmy's Bar and saw Brad was smurfin everyone back there.

by jfs912 February 17, 2019