uncle fucker

1. A man who has an incesteous relationship with or sexual fantasies about his uncle. 2. A bagpipe playing member of the Coast Guard Reserves. 3. A beer making school teacher. 4. A man who studies geneology so he can learn about all the uncles he will never have a chance to fuck. 5. A bottom to his uncle's top.

My brother is an uncle fucker but I am not.

by Clark Potter December 13, 2003

pillow fucker

A person who has sex with a pillow. Generally these people are virgin males who can't "score" with an actual woman. So, he must make do with his pillow.

Gah...I can't believe I'm thirty years old and still a pillow fucker.

by Michael O. November 20, 2004

Fucker

A term of endearment for your friends

See ya later, FUCKER.

by PeachesnPoison October 9, 2006

Mother fucker

a son who definitely suffers from extreme Oedipus complex

ah. you've seen plenty

by Aznplayerette October 13, 2003

bad ass mother fucker

Someone dealing with issues while having personality and a bad ass sense of humor.

Damn, that Andrew kid is such a bad ass mother fucker!

by Kayce January 6, 2009

Sock Fucker

An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.

Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

gay fucker

a homosexual that has sexual intercourse with random inanimate objects (and animate)

Gay fucker, stop having sex with my scissors

by ya mum69 November 1, 2013