whet de feck

A jokingly way of saying "what the fuck" when swearing might not be appropiate.

Whet de feck Mom....I said I wasn't hungry!

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

reese's feces taco

the delicious treat made when you fill your ass with crunchy peanut butter and chocolate sauce to make your crack look like an overstuffed mexican treat. mmmmmmmm....fiesta time!!!

My girlfriend choked on a giant hairball while eating my reese's feces taco, what a overeager fat whore.

by Doug Sang December 9, 2008

feckoffness

Appearance of an item that is not entirely socially accepted.

I bought that family car, but I'd rather have that large black SUV just for its feckoffness.

by Chokay June 11, 2006

feclius

the roman god of feces and manure, according to butthead

you shall buildeth an altar of magnificent proportions, of the feces of thine bunghole, or the wrath of the almighty feclius shall rain upon your household!!!

by yea... June 23, 2007

Fecalating

1. The preparation of fecal matter.
2. The act of defecation.
3. To pass gas.

A-hole 1: Dude, what is that smell?
A-hole 2: Oh sorry, I am fecalating.

by B. C. January 22, 2008

fecalites

fe·cal·ites- A combination of words:
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.

1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.

After medical school Mike ( becoming aware of the small and infinite contained in human gases) would cover his drinking glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.

by BurgleCut May 13, 2008

fecalisis

A birth defect that causes your pores to release a mixture of unpleasant odors into the air. This mixture of odors may include sweatly balls, shit, too much fabreeze, manure, the inside of a butthole, elephant jizz, and gasoline.

I feel so sorry for Johnny. He has fecalisis, and he smells like elephant jizz.

I know he loves me, but I can't stand his fecalisis. The smell of the inside of a butthole is too overwhelming.

This fecalisis cream does nothing for Jimmy's fecalisis. The whole house still smells like sweaty shlumsack!

by Big mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008