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National slap your ex day

National slap your ex day is on October 30

It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))

(Am I doing you a favor?)
You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)

Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-

...(THE END)...LMFAOOO
by oOf me (♡) October 24, 2019
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Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
by JormanThoad February 28, 2018
mugGet the one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatremug.
National get your ex back for a day is when you get your ex back but only for a day and then after you act like nothing ever happened that day.
Hey! It’s national get your ex back for a day. Wanna get back together for just a day?
by Kaitlyn Chen November 17, 2019
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National get back with your ex day is a day where you can ask your ex to get back together and they have to say yes even if they’re in a relationship. After the day is over, you're time is up
you: yo it’s national get back with your ex day. wanna come over?
ex: idk about that
you: you can’t say no. i’ll see you at 1
by bobsbuilder24 April 18, 2020
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Is a day where you can ask your ex to get back together and they have to say yes or no but it’s up to them.
“Hey what’s today?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”
by 😍💖 September 29, 2021
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That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?

Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
by heartloves_you June 11, 2009
mugGet the stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriendmug.
October 2nd. When asked, the ex must send a titty pic.
Hey you should send a titty pic. It's national send an ex titty pic day
by Gearbox56 October 2, 2023
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