duck sauce

a kind of sauce mostly given out to people who order Chinese take out. if you have at least five pounds of the sauce, then it becomes a party.

Guy 1: "What am i going to do with five pounds of expired duck sauce?!"
Guy 2: "Throw the sickest, most off the walls party this planet's ever seen!"
Guy 1: "You tried some of this stuff, didn't you?"

duck sauce by ImitationJesus December 5, 2010

Duck Meat 

A person with a small penis. It is derived from when you order duck breast at a restaurant and when you receive it it is much smaller and not as enjoyable as you previously imagined.

After Sherrie slept with rob she told Christa that the night was going well until she got the duck meat.

Duck Meat by Afancygenetisist December 8, 2010

Duck Dynasty

One of many American shows that have contributed to the slowing down of the progression of man kind.

After only a minute of watching,

I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.

See also... HoneyBoobooRedneckhickhillbillyduck dynasty

Duck Dynasty by JARTAyMEDIA April 27, 2016

duck feet hands 

When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.

"man you were so drunk last night, you gave yourself a nice duck feet hands"

duck feet hands by Moose6219 June 8, 2007

duck butter 

A cheesey (and profoundly smelly) secretion that collects on the backside of an unwashed scrotum

John was surprised to find that he liked the taste of DUCK BUTTER on his morning toast.

duck butter by JTB October 6, 2003

duck butter 

the sweat that accumulates in and around the ass crack.

i was rocking so much duck butter that i slid off of the toilet.

duck butter by mwolfe February 11, 2004

Duck-Billed Platypus 

When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.

See also, Hairy Platypus

After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.

Duck-Billed Platypus by platCHypus November 23, 2009