Duck Dynasty

One of many American shows that have contributed to the slowing down of the progression of man kind.

After only a minute of watching,

I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.

See also... HoneyBoobooRedneckhickhillbillyduck dynasty

by JARTAyMEDIA April 27, 2016

duck feet hands

When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.

"man you were so drunk last night, you gave yourself a nice duck feet hands"

by Moose6219 June 8, 2007

duck butter

A cheesey (and profoundly smelly) secretion that collects on the backside of an unwashed scrotum

John was surprised to find that he liked the taste of DUCK BUTTER on his morning toast.

by JTB October 6, 2003

duck butter

the sweat that accumulates in and around the ass crack.

i was rocking so much duck butter that i slid off of the toilet.

by mwolfe February 11, 2004

Duck-Billed Platypus

When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.

See also, Hairy Platypus

After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.

by platCHypus November 23, 2009

duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?

by gnostic 1 May 5, 2013

duck fit

Really mad, upset

your mother will have a duck fit if she knows what you're doing

by smokeyjoe nev February 27, 2015