crunck

a mix of crazy and drunck

we was hellla crunck last night

by G-DOOG December 28, 2005

craunch

In Jazz music, for one player to interrupt the beginning of another players improvised solo by commencing their own improvised solo. variations include the "standing craunch" where in a big band, the saxophone player stands up to take a solo, and is left looking foolish as one of the brass section standing behind him has commenced a solo. also, the "flying craunch" where a solo that has begun tastefully, with only a few sparse notes is interrupted by another play who plays high and/or loud and/or fast.

I got craunched three times tonight, and all of those where by the trumpet player.

by Eamon McNelis January 23, 2006

crutch rub

to rub ones crutch *rubs crutch*

if your crutch is itchy, rub rub rub!

if your crutch is sore, make sure to rub it!

LOU: EWW WTF YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOE, STOP RUBBING YOUR CRUTCH

KARA: WHAT!? I WAS NOT!

LOU: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DIRTY BITCH!

KARA: *crutch rub*

LOU: *rubs crutch*

by thatssofake! September 15, 2009

Cunche

a disguised way to call someone a cunt

Paris Hilton is a Cunche

by Mudbloodprincess95 August 9, 2011

crutch

Something that is necessary but impedes one from doing better.

Oxygen is a crutch for swimmers.

by iSleep April 6, 2010

Crunchy Taco

A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.

Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.

by mauna_lani August 13, 2010

Chunch Burger

A womens vagina.

Dude, Hannah totally let me have her chunch burger last night!!

by !^#w$% May 7, 2009