chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

by QuacksO March 7, 2025

Chimplesoot

A snappy, dismissive response used when one either doesn’t know or doesn’t care to elaborate on a particular topic.

Person 1: “You were there when Bobby gave his wedding speech, right? What did he talk about?”

Person 2: “Ah.. chimplesoot..”

by 6uppy April 1, 2025

Chimp

George Walker Bush

The chimp done fucked up!!!

by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025

cimp

a person who thinks that he is a monster in bed, but is the kind of guy to faint after seeing a girl or boy naked

Isaac keeps saying he's a monster in bed but is such a cimp

by the big batty femboy May 7, 2025

Chimple

Something which is both cheap and simple.

"We've got to keep this chimple, guys!"

by chimplythebest March 4, 2026

Chimp

The act of agressively throwing anything whilst screaming.

Todd from accounting discovers the printer jammed again. With a wild-eyed scream that echoes through the cubicles, he chimps a half-stapled quarterly report like a frisbee of fury across the room.

“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”

by Tenkindsofawesome June 18, 2025

chimp

/tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.

That chimp doesn't care if child-abusers have access to their children.

by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025