conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003

cooked meat

a persons with a small cock or someone whose into gay bj

gay 1: did you see that, he had some cooked meat right there
gay 2: we ought to go cook it for him

by kinkyvag April 28, 2014

Yann Cooke

That one person who is not chill. You should avoid at all costs.

Person1: Did you see that guy
Person2: ye, I bet his name was Yann Cooke

by FeisterThroneSucks October 20, 2019

my goose is cooked

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night

AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED

by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011

pressure cookers

its amde of metal and its used to pressurize things, they come in mini, medium, and large and also family and clothing bin size

the thing that your mum uses to cook soup is actually a pressure cookers

by irene September 24, 2003

cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.

"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011

cookgroup

A Group that helps men and women cop bare sneakers/clothes

Oi solecity is a sick cookgroup mate

by danny43423 October 5, 2018