douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.

"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."

by Kofi Brooks November 18, 2007

Vagina Cleaner

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.

"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"

by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009

cooch cleavage

Part of a female's body seen when her jeans, short shorts, skirt, etc. is worn so low that she might as well be showing everyone her lady parts. This girl is almost assured to be a slut, and could only show this more by holding a bottle of Jager, giving a dude a handjob, and saying "I am so drunk right now," all at the same time.

Kevin: Wow, did you see that girl with the short shorts?
Sean: Yeah, they were so low she was showing off her cooch cleavage.

by Mobius67 April 10, 2010

gutter cleaner

An extra strong laxative used to help facilitate a bowel movement. Used primarily on vacations and trips away from home.

Mom, don't forget to stop by the store to pick up some gutter cleaner for Ashley so she can use the bathroom on vacation.

Ashley used the gutter cleaner and now the bathroom smells like shit.

by 1Turd June 4, 2014

Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench

It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.

by madhotfyre November 1, 2017

Cleetus

The godliest entity on roblox, created by flamingo. Is most seen using the penguin body with normal limbs, wearing a cowboy hat and overalls with no undershirt.
Has a son named Cleetus but he died in a pigeon hunting accident.

Comment on Flamingo's video: Cleetus's hat was epicly stolen.

by 11DefinitelyNOTContentX09 March 9, 2019

Clep out

The option to take a test on pre-class knowledge of any subject, instead of attending the full session.

Instead of attending the entire class presentation, John opted to clep out.

by Bill December 17, 2003