Champagning

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed

champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle

by champaningqueen69 June 16, 2022

Chomp.avi

A funny stand up show disguised as a porn video

Chomp.avi

by The notorious cdw June 17, 2022

Chimpanzee

An ape that is really strong and can rip you face off while going ooh ooh ahh ahh

A chimpanzee cause the first human face transplant.

by Hanz_has_the_flammenwerfer June 27, 2022

Chomplezs

The Cream Betweens album of the century that hit the charts sky rocketing past all other albums

"whats your favorite album in the world?" "bro is that even A FUCKING QUESTION Chomplezs no doubt."

by StickyBackshots July 4, 2022

Chimpanzee

Chimpanzees are the cutest and smartest animals in the world. They use tools, look cute, and act like humans!

Chimpanzees are so cute and smart!

by RichyCanPvP July 13, 2022

Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022

champaigne

Da celebratory alcoholic drink of choice dat folks break out when their candidate of choice wins the election.

Dunno why people always whoop it up with champaigne at election time --- usually da winning candidate breaks most or all of his political/economic-reform promises and turns out to just be a wimpy pandering jerk similar to da previous head-honcho!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022