Jack and Jill Cannonblast

A sexual situation involving anal beads. After inserting the beads into the woman's anus, the man then yanks them out, causing the woman to defecate uncontrollably. Both the man and woman then start to roll in the shit, like jack and Jill rolling down the hill. Sometimes, this happens on accident.

Joe: "...and then we just started to roll in it."

Mike: "Awwww! The jack and Jill cannonblast!"

by Anonymous_observer123459876 October 13, 2009

Grand canyon

Mother Natures Vagina

the water in the grand canyon is gods jizz

by SuperAwesomeSauce August 17, 2011

spunk cannon

slang for an erect penis

albus fired his spunk cannon straight into minerva's mouth.

by HRH sara August 26, 2005

Canton, Ohio

The greatest city in America. If you're not from Canton, you can't ever imagine what it's like to grow up in the C-Town. We got more swagger than anyone else cuz we the baddest bitches in the country. If you grew up in Canton you kicked it in hoods like HP, Shorb ave., 12th, the S dub, and the nicer hoods, harter heights, ridgewood, market heights. Canton is home of the greatest high school in the world, the Canton McKinley Bulldogs (Go Pups!) and is home to one of the most famous high school rivalries in the country (and the only high school rivalry to have betting odds in Vegas). Football is life, as Canton is home to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, and it's also the city that the NFL was born. During the first week of August Canton goes harder than usual for Hall of Fame week, when all the football greats come to Canton to party hard for a week. People might be talking shit about the gang violence, pregnant teenagers, the fact that you're most likely to get shot in down on Cherry St. than Baghdad, but the truth is we go harder than anyone else and everyone else is just jealous. Canton is ghetto as fuck man, we fuckin blow trees and can drink anyone under the table, and if you're from the real city and not one of the pussy ass suburbs that pretend they're Canton (I'm talking to you assholes in North Canton and Jackson) then you understand that we are united under one common theme: we're poor as shit but living the high life.

Karl: Hey, where you from?
Me: Canton, Ohio, aka the world's greatest.
Karl: oh, DAMN. I need to back my shit up. I do NOT want to mess with this bitch.

by ctownnigga April 13, 2010

canton, ohio

quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city

canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world

by Shaft February 1, 2004

Cannonball Dookie

Something that can only be accomplished by a man with an incredibly loose asshole.

Me: Holy shit. That guy's poop came out of his ass faster than a rocket. He must be gay....

Friend: Nah man, that's the Cannonball Dookie.

by Dubitc July 15, 2011

canton ohio

The farthest point of no return, it is like the Bermuda Triangle but it sucks the life out of you. If you can travel through the devil's ice box in Nelson's ledges it is the only chance to reclaim some of your energy and excitement to fight through and make it to the other side of hell. Once there, if you fight in the rebellion in purgatory against the demon overlord Obama you can reclaim the earth and the rest of the United States can return to normal and peace shall reign down from the heavens. However if you piss off Alistair, he will force you to remain, to go straight to hell without passing go or collecting 200 dollars.

Canton Ohio is the desolation of souls

by Lord Tony Stark September 23, 2013