instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 March 14, 2014

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chantilly cream

To cream pie inside a woman's ass and for her to push it back out.

That Sophie is a right slut, she let me Chantilly cream her round the back of Lidls!

by Zeranol April 15, 2016

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The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

by Bad_decisions August 28, 2019

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Butthole cream: when you anal masturbate untill your butthole begins to make a white creamy liquid at smells like sprem

Oh my God keep it up and your going to make my butthole cream

by Jonny small cock February 12, 2016

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Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022

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When you're dancing so much to the point where undergarments rub against your "parts" too much and you ejaculate

Boy 1: Did you hear that Lisa got dance cream at homecoming?

Boy 2: Seriously? God that must be so embarrassing

by Merrychristmasfucker November 16, 2016

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The rush of adrenaline and or endorphines from performing a show on stage

"Oh how i long for that Proscenium Cream"

"4 months of work just for that sweet sweet bit of proscenium cream"

by Thicc lord 4000 August 18, 2023

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