British Bastard 

British boy that lives in America, but works at an Australian restaurant, who's likely to have an enormous wang, who will passionately love you and never define the relationship.

"I haven't dated anyone since I was dicked down and turnt up by the British Bastard"

British Bastard by idfwu_cak June 19, 2015

fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand

"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"

fucking bastard by kimmy booth April 16, 2005

Sneaky little bastard 

1. A insult meaning one who is sneaky and a bastard. The person whom it is describing does not necessarily need to be "little".

2. A term some use to describe small bugs or rodents which invade the home.

1. Ugh. I'm glad that Carson Reynolds, that sneaky little bastard, is gone!

2. I'm gonna kill these sneaky little bastards if it's the last thing I do!

Sneaky little bastard by IxBexAxNinja September 9, 2008

Backburner Bastard 

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.

Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.

Backburner Bastard by Lacey666 November 30, 2011

rat bastard 

a person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.

you rat bastard!! Who said you could use a simple material, when my instructions clearly outline using a color material???

rat bastard by H!ghPla!nsDr!fter August 26, 2009

greedy bastard 

The man that thinks the responsibility of taking care of his wife and children is not his problem. Even though he has a good paying job and his wife has a terminal illness.

I asked my husband for gas money and money for our childrens doctor appointment but all he did was fight with me. He's such a greedy bastard!

greedy bastard by beveann February 29, 2012

Sick Bastard

Someone who's emotionally unavailable, fears to love, has weird taste in things, and will either be the sweetest guy you ever know or someone that will break your heart into pieces. He is usually really smart, unconventional and charming in a very unusual way. He is the bad boy that young women are curious about but grown-ass women will stay away from.

He is a sick bastard. I knew he would break my heart right from the beginning, but I wanted to give him a chance anyway. Maybe I am into dangerous things, or maybe he was too charming as a bad boy.

Sick Bastard by ur-banned Dicktionary April 16, 2019