applebutter

A slang term for the blend of menstrual blood and seminal fluid that results from sexual intercourse during mentstruation and often winds up on the sheets and/or bodies of those involved

"Ew, honey! what's on the bed?"
"Don't worry about it sweetie, it's just a little applebutter."

by grossgab May 31, 2009

dick appled

Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.

You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!

by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008

P-apple

*Nickname for Jen Schoborg a.k.a Pineapple, known leader of the Iowan mafia. As leader of the mafia, P-apple is known to be found in the library studying her favorite class, physics, many days. Is also known to be a target for shenanigans by many pirates.


*result of the fundamental theorem of applied calculus,
Jen=JenJen=J^2=pineapple=p-apple

"Yo P-apple! What's crakin, home skillet?"

by ZeCapn'7 December 21, 2008

poison apple

A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.

Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.

by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 15, 2009

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

by Akit February 29, 2004

Apple Patch

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

by ILookLikeAndreTheGiant April 11, 2009

apple core

Hard-core fans of Apple. The ones who will stand in lines winding around the block from an Apple store entrance on the day of a new product release. Or spend hours on a blog in a flame war with equally fucktarded PC zealots defending why the entire world must convert to a Mac.

People, it's a fucking computer.

Apple cores are so named because it's the part of the apple you throw away. Apple cores are trash.

Let's build an electrified cage and put "Apple store" on the front. That way we can get rid of these fucking apple cores once and for all.

by Truthiness_kc March 26, 2009