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the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 16, 2011
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shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.
After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.
by papawpeepants April 18, 2014
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mexican bluetooth

When you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. Similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.
Check It out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. I can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin' large.
by moml May 26, 2014
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Sour blueberry

The act of cuming in a girls mouth and she then returns the favor and spits it in the guys mouth.
Courtnie gave Robert his sour blueberry back
by mojo77 September 14, 2014
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Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.
Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.
by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015
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clemson bluecock

The act of a girl giving you a rock hard boner and then saying "Ehh" much like Blueballs
"Tracy gave me a Clemson Bluecock the other night"
"Damn dude that sucks, I hate when my woman does that"
by SEKhero April 23, 2016
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dewia blues

Dr. Dewings weird ass has the dewia blues.
by trillywilly September 18, 2016
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