3 definitions by batmanhere
When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
by batmanhere September 8, 2011
The effect caused by the addition of a "Rogers" to any normal event.
The effect is this: You may have a plan in place to go out for the evening with a bunch of dudes and you will be guaranteed of having a fun time with some laughs. But with the addition of just one dude, "Rogers", the evening gets redonkulously off the hook. Next thing you know your underwear is flying out the window, girls are doing things that you have only read about in a dirty magazine, and you are hammered drunk.
The effect is this: You may have a plan in place to go out for the evening with a bunch of dudes and you will be guaranteed of having a fun time with some laughs. But with the addition of just one dude, "Rogers", the evening gets redonkulously off the hook. Next thing you know your underwear is flying out the window, girls are doing things that you have only read about in a dirty magazine, and you are hammered drunk.
Dude 1: Are we going to the strip club later?
Dude 2: Big time, but "Rogers" is meeting us.
Dude 1: Oh Shit! Every time he is with us, I wind up hamboned with some girls thong on my head again!!! That's "The Rogers Effect"!!! It scare me.
Dude 2: Big time, but "Rogers" is meeting us.
Dude 1: Oh Shit! Every time he is with us, I wind up hamboned with some girls thong on my head again!!! That's "The Rogers Effect"!!! It scare me.
by batmanhere September 12, 2011
The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 14, 2011