Definitions by AnAmbiguousLawnChair

Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.

Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.

The act of taking a selfie while sitting on toilet, originating from the English words shit and selfie

Bruh, check out this epic "shiffie" I just took in the bathroom! *Sends shiffie*