wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

Pink Willie

Like a Wet Willie but to the eye.

Since feces is commonly found on human hands and fingers, when in contact with the eye causes “pink” eye.

As I was resting in my recliner, my daughter gave me a Pink Willie. It felt like my eyelashes were glued together.

by 9 toe stud June 11, 2021

kaileigh willenbacher

Kaileigh Willenbacher is the best person you will ever meet. Lots of people assume she’s annoying and kinda a bitch, but she actually just stands her ground and doesn’t let people push her. she’s buff with a big butt and got eyes like a blue lake. she’s got a few close people and that’s all she needs. she’s her own boss and she’s a queen. shes very smart and always knows how to help her friends with academics and mental health. she’s an amazing listener and she’s easy to talk to. she’s down for practically anything and she’s not scared to try something new. she loves food and animals, they’re always there for her. she is an amazing cook. everyone should love her and you’re missing out if this queen isn’t your friend.

“kaileigh is such a boss, she is so underrated!”
“must be awesome to be friends with kaileigh willenbacher.”

by i luv vamp February 4, 2022

wet willerd

when a man gets a rim j from a girl, and after shes done he takes his finger and sticks his finger in his butthole and then sticks it in her ear.....

after tina gave Napoleon a rim job he gave her a wet willerd...... and left......

by lirpaydoc February 10, 2022

The Willening

Every time someone physically interrupts a performer of some sort. Even more so if a wife was involved either directly or indirectly. It's usually a joke at the wife's expense that triggers a textbook "The Willening".

T.I. once allegedly "The Willening'd" a stand up comedian that also talked about his wife.

by givafuk April 6, 2022

Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.

"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"

by SamJay93 May 24, 2022

Wildwood willered

This is a fat cock who has survived in the wilderness and hunts his prey viciously. You cannot stop the attack, as willered can outrun you.

“Oh no, the wildwood willered is after me!”

by Kaybaby2882 August 7, 2022