Fort Wayne

A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.

Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.

by Frankenstein's Monster April 15, 2023

wayne jeffardson

Is a very cringey person that is also a very good friend a lot of ppl hate him and he only sticks around his friends he doesn't usually have a gf bit when he does he's one of the most happiest ppl on earth you're typical Wayne jeffardson also has a very tiny penis and is usually chubby

F1: That boy has a tiny penis

F2: he's so Wayne jeffardson

by Titty nigga 9000 April 2, 2019

Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.

"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."

by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

Wayne M. Holland

Wayne is someone who is true to themselves, no matter what.

He never gives up on the people who he cares about.

Someone who selflessly goes above and beyond ordinary expectations to help someone out or even just to cheer them up.

" I love you, Wayne M. Holland" "Once you find him, don't let him go" "He's a keeper"

by Carmen Hunt September 27, 2019

Damien Wayne

Oh! It couldn't be? Am I? Noo....

Hym "It couldn't POSSIBLY be that, like the Homelander, I am also Damien Wayne? No... That couldn't be the case... Hey, wait, what's the timeline on that? If so... That technically makes me the greatest writer of all time! I'm a prerequisite text! Hooray!! Better than everyone!!!!!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

Wayne powel

Heavy kid from down under look like a hairy chicken nugget legend has it he’s still waiting for a mate

Wayne powel Looks like Hairy chicken nugget

by Jack bury August 8, 2021

wayne schaefer

A versatile and experienced electrical controls engineer, professor, manager and emergency medical responder. Capable of taming the most difficult of departments but gentle enough to provide TLC for most types of injuries.

I needed someone to fix my toaster and applied a bandaid and Wayne Schaefer came to the rescue.

by Smedysupergopher February 6, 2025